punishment 005 timeTentsThe old joke goes:

“Doctor you gotta help me! I’m a teepee, I’m a wigwam, I’m a teepee, I’m a wigwam!”

“Calm down, you’re just two tents!”

Adam (one of the greatest pun-masters of our time) gave me this gem:

“Past present and future walked into a bar…It was tense.”

I’ve combined the two and made todays pun.